Did you know that in this world there exists a universally perfect movie? And you and your people need to watch it.
Here's the scene. An oddly-mustached Peter Falk (Columbo) is grandfather to a tiny and sick Fred Savage (Kevin from The Wonder Years). Grandpa has come to keep his grumpy grandson company by reading him The Princess Bride. It's the best story time you'll ever be part of.
As Grandpa tells us, the story is full of "fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles..." and that's not all. It's full of the greatest lines ever brought together in one movie. I daresay, it's the most quotable movie ever made.
Your kids will love the adventure and general silliness, and you will laugh at the nuanced script and ridiculous characters. You also get to see Billy Crystal, Mandy Patinkin, Christopher Guest, and Robin Wright in some of their best performances ever. It's simply a blast.
So how can this movie make food taste better and make your family more fun?
Food always tastes better when it has a connection with something else. Food in a vacuum is there for taste; food that reminds you of something completely separate is magic. The Princess Bride is one of the most inspiring movies to create desserts from, and I've come alive doing just that.
If you're local, you can order a Princess Bride-themed Sugar Box right this moment. Then you can order your copy of the movie from Amazon, invite your friends over, and settle in with your Sugar Box on August 15th.
Don't live in my area? Check back on that same day for Princess Bride food and party ideas. I like to bring the fun to you wherever you are.
And I guarantee that if your kids start walking around the house saying "Anybody want a peanut?" and the "Twu Wuv" speech, you will find them to be even greater human beings than you previously thought. A family that watches The Princess Bride together automatically has more fun together. It's been scientifically proven, y'all.
So what are you waiting for?
Rob Reiner and I have done all of the work for you. All you have to do is gather your people and make your memories.. supremely tasty and crazy fun memories.
It is inconceivable how much you will love this!
Here's what you'll get:
Four different handmade desserts (enough to feed eight people as long as they're not as big as Fezzik) and a few fangirly extras that will remind you how awesome this movie is and make you smile.
Here's why you want it:
The Princess Bride is one of the only movies in existence that will make everyone happy, so if your crew invites over another family for The Best Movie Night In History, you will never in your life be happier. Guaranteed.
Hey, Greensboro friends, I want you to have this Sugar Box so much, I'm going to bring it to your door! Completely free. Because our love is true, I will always come for you... as long as you live within the delivery range shown on the map below.
Your Sugar Box will arrive between 3:00pm and 6:30pm on Friday, August 15th.